Wrong
20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
- Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
- Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
- Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
- Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
- Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
- Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
- Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
- Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
- Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
- Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
- Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
- Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
- Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
- Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
- Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
- Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
- Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
- Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
- Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
- Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
M&Ms
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always
has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to
temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old
man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.
"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since
I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&Ms."
