Simple
Popsicle Stick Jokes (I'm not making these up)
What do cobras study in college? Hiss-tory.
Why does the car like this joke? Because it never tires of hearing it.
What kind of horse never wins a race? A sawhorse.
How do small people travel? In a mini-van.
What do cows do for fun? Go to the moo-vies.
What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib? A snow mobile.
What do pigs put into their computers? Sloppy Discs.
What kind of license does a pharmacist have? A license to pill.
What is the most musical piece of a turkey? The drumstick.
What does a car wear when it’s cold? A car-digan.
Why was the turtle shy? He wouldn’t come out of his shell.
What were the two talkative computers doing? They were have a disc-cussion.
What subject did the witch pass in school? Spelling.
Why did the boy stick a hose in his friend’s ear? He wanted to brainwash him.
Why did the pig want to be an actor? He was a big ham.
What did the girl melon say when the boy melon proposed? We’re too young, we cantaloupe.
What do you call someone who treats a sick duck? A quack doctor.
What do you call someone who is crazy about hot chocolate? A cocoa nut.
What has three feet but no toes? A yardstick.
Why was the computer proud? It made an important disc-covery.
